I WANT MY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy? Can I please have this?

OMG…

There are a lot of emoticons

I IZ JEALOUS

Public toilets…not such a great idea. You’re sitting in a cubicle thinking to yourself, “Man, I digest slow,” everyone is queueing up to use the toilet. And they’re busting so much that they’re silent. Then you poo. A big plop sound. You can’t get out without being noticed. That’s the awkward momentum.

It’s a moment you want to freeze, rewind, then resume and choose another option. For instance, my brother doesn’t have great aiming skills. So when it’s dark and i sit down i strangely feel wet. Then i realise ther is no toilet paper to wipe off the previous yellowing liquid. DANG. It’s the awkward moment…

Sometimes when I wake up, i realise that it’s ten in the morning already. I walk slowly to the toilet and realise that someone is in the toilet. Drat. I really need to go.