October 2011
4 posts
Public toilets
Public toilets…not such a great idea. You’re sitting in a cubicle thinking to yourself, “Man, I digest slow,” everyone is queueing up to use the toilet. And they’re busting so much that they’re silent. Then you poo. A big plop sound. You can’t get out without being noticed. That’s the awkward momentum.
When my brother pees on the toilet seat
It’s a moment you want to freeze, rewind, then resume and choose another option. For instance, my brother doesn’t have great aiming skills. So when it’s dark and i sit down i strangely feel wet. Then i realise ther is no toilet paper to wipe off the previous yellowing liquid. DANG. It’s the awkward moment…